Atheist spots the beginning of the Universe in a piece of toast

Surely this is a miracle, RAmen!
Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast.

“i was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt […]



The Force is strong in Wales

A Jedi Church has been created in North Wales by brothers Barney and Daniel Jones. The church is one of a handful in existence with apparently 400,000 members around the world.
“We will have teachings based on Yoda - the 900-year-old grand master - as well as readings, essays submitted, meditation and relaxation, visualisation and discuss […]



Anonymous declares War on Scientology

Internet group Anonymous has declared war on The Church on Scientology via messages posted on their websites and with a YouTube vid released earlier this week.
This announcement came as a response to attempts by the Church to keep secret an internal video meant to be viewed only by Scientologists, featuring actor Tom Cruise. Despite […]



Top 50 quotes on Atheism and Religion

The Left of Zen blog has an excellent bunch of quotes on atheism and religion by Voltaire, Hawking, Einstein, Nietzsche and other famous thinkers.
1. Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every […]



Nutter cuts off and microwaves hand

After spotting what he believed to be the biblical “mark of the beast” on his hand an Idaho man cut it off with a circular saw and for reasons not entirely clear stuck in the microwave before calling 911.
The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted […]



Science vs Faith flowchart

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Our FSM appears to us again

His great Noodleness, our Flying Spaghetti Monster has appeared to us in a pumpkin pie!

Truly we are all blessed by his noodly appendages.
RAmen.
Holy Sauce



LOLcat Bible

The Bible written in LOLcat.
IT MAKEZ MOAR SENSE THAN TEH ORIGINAL VERSHUN..I LUV IT
And Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? and teh light wuz.
teh Link



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Intelligent Design is Bullshit

In response to a petition from the Science, Just Science campaign (good job guys!), the British Government have announced that religious garbage such as creationism and intelligent design are bullshit have no place on the science curriculum in schools.
“The Government is aware that a number of concerns have been raised in the media and […]



Flying Spaghetti Monster photographed by US Air Force

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles.
Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan.
Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns.
And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is […]



Anti-God Starbucks cup pisses woman off

A complete moron woman in Ohio is pissed off after reading an “anti-God” message on a Starbucks coffee cup. The message that offended Michelle Incanno was:
“Why in moments of crisis do we ask God for strength and help? As cognitive beings, why would we ask something that may well be a figment of our imaginations […]