Nutter cuts off and microwaves hand

After spotting what he believed to be the biblical “mark of the beast” on his hand an Idaho man cut it off with a circular saw and for reasons not entirely clear stuck in the microwave before calling 911.
The Book of Revelation in the New Testament contains a passage in which an angel is quoted as saying: “If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, he, too, will drink the wine of God’s fury.”
The book of Matthew also contains the passage: “And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for you whole body to do into hell.”
Unfortunately this guy is still in the gene pool, albeit sans hand of course.
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