Throughout history, weapons have been made in many forms. They all have their differences, except for some of them, which are identical. But there’s one thing nearly all of them have in common: they’re really, really, really boring. The sword? You poke someone and they hopefully get hurt. The gun? You point at someone and they get hurt, or hopefully dead. The bomb? You throw something at someone and they get hurt or maybe even vaporized. Every weapon ever made can be simplified into one of these three categories. That’s it. No more weapons in the universe. You’d think the evil geniuses behind these things would have a little more creativity and fun doing their job, but no. They all long for the sweet, painless chicken soup of death and could care less about creativity.

This list attempts to describe various weapons that don’t exist, but should, or may in an alternate universe.

Great stuff.. my favourites are the cockrocket (pictured) and the Giant Paper. :)

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