Here are the top 20 excuses/comments by programmers upon discovering that their programs don’t work: 20. “That’s weird…”19. “It’s never done that before.”18. “It worked yesterday.”17. “How is that possible?”16. “It must be a hardware problem.”15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”14. “There is something funky in your data.”13. “I…